novelAbuy Chapter 50 *Slap!* You bastard!
Chapter 50 *Slap!* You bastard!
I don't know how much time has passed.
In a chaotic darkness.
Zhang Fan's consciousness slowly rose to the surface.
It feels warm all over, and it smells like sunshine.
He struggled to open his eyes, and the golden sunlight shone on the soft quilt and his face, somewhat dazzling.
"hiss……"
He tried to move, and excruciating pain instantly swept through his entire body.
Zhang Fan gasped.
Every part of my body aches.
Just as he was grimacing, he caught a glimpse of a figure not far away out of the corner of his eye.
It was a man, dressed in a magnificent crimson brocade robe.
Her black hair cascaded down like a waterfall, tied up with a simple jade hairpin. She stood with her back to him, her figure tall and slender.
Even just from his back view, he was almost too handsome.
Zhang Fan was a little dazed, and subconsciously spoke, his voice hoarse:
"Ahem...are all the eunuchs in the palace this handsome now?"
The man in red was startled by Zhang Fan's voice.
His shoulders jerked violently.
He seemed to be frantically gathering something in his hands and stuffing it into his pocket.
Then, he suddenly turned around.
Zhang Fan's breath hitched slightly.
The man had bright eyes and white teeth, a delicate nose and cherry lips, and skin as white as jade.
She was biting her lower lip tightly because of nervousness.
A pair of clear, watery eyes were glaring at him with a hint of panic and embarrassment.
Is this an extremely beautiful... young man?
However, what Zhang Fan didn't know was...
It was none other than Ying Yinman, disguised as a man!
She heard that a miraculous immortal master had come to the palace, bringing auspicious omens and quelling a rebellion.
My curiosity was at its peak.
However, as a woman, it is inconvenient for her to visit a man outside the family.
He then changed into men's clothing and sneaked in.
While Zhang Fan was unconscious, she mustered her courage and picked up her phone.
I fumbled around aimlessly and somehow clicked on a picture album.
As a result, a series of... selfies of Zhang Fan with his upper body bare, taken in a modern gym, appeared on the screen!
In Ying Yinman's eyes, this was no different from nude photos!
Ying Yinman was so frightened she almost lost her soul!
I tried to turn it off, but I couldn't, and I was sweating profusely with frustration!
Just then, Zhang Fan woke up!
"You...you're awake?"
She spoke, her voice clear and crisp.
But because it was deliberately lowered, it looked a bit strange.
Zhang Fan was even more puzzled.
His gaze traveled downwards.
Sudden.
He saw the man's chest rising and falling slightly, and...
It vibrates continuously and regularly!
He rubbed his eyes, muttering in bewilderment:
Am I dreaming and still half asleep?
"How come they had vibrators in the Qin Dynasty?"
Ying Yinman seemed to have noticed his gaze.
He looked down in alarm!
All I could see was my phone, tucked into my clothes just below my chest!
It's vibrating constantly, and the screen is still lit!
She was taken aback!
Instantly, her pretty face turned as red as if it were about to bleed!
Zhang Fan finally realized what was happening.
My phone is missing!
His face darkened, and he looked at Ying Yinman, asking in a cold voice:
"Who are you?"
"How dare they steal my phone!"
"Give it back to me right now!"
"I...I didn't!"
Ying Yinman was both ashamed and anxious.
He was terrified that Zhang Fan would find out he had seen his nude photos, so he vehemently denied it.
Seeing Zhang Fan's unfriendly gaze, she hurriedly changed her words:
"That...that divine artifact is with His Majesty!"
"Yes! He's with His Majesty!"
Zhang Fan was so angry he laughed.
Where is His Majesty?
That was a pretty convincing performance!
He assumed the boy was some ignorant eunuch from the palace, or a nobleman's son.
Zhang Fan's eyes immediately turned cold:
"I'll ask you one more time, are you going to give it to me or not?"
"If you don't give it to me, don't blame me for being impolite!"
Ying Yinman was frightened by his gaze.
But when he thought of those embarrassing photos, he stubbornly shook his head.
"good!"
Zhang Fan sneered and suddenly pounced on the bed!
"what!"
Ying Yinman never expected him to suddenly attack.
She gasped in surprise and was immediately tackled onto the soft couch!
She was shocked and terrified, and struggled desperately, but Zhang Fan held her down firmly.
"Let me go! How dare you!"
Zhang Fan completely ignored her shouts.
He reached out and forcefully slipped his hand into her clothes to take out her phone!
however.
Upon touching it, however, it wasn't the cold, hard phone casing I had imagined.
Instead, it was a...
Amazing softness and elasticity!
It's... big!
Zhang Fan's movement of taking out his phone suddenly froze.
He felt as if he had been struck by lightning!
He looked down with utter terror at the beautiful face beneath him, flushed crimson with humiliation and panic.
His voice was trembling:
"You...you...you're a woman?!"
Ying Yinman was completely stunned, her mind went blank.
Humiliation, shame, fear...
A flood of emotions welled up inside me.
Her face was so red it looked like it could drip water!
In her clear eyes, glistening tears quickly welled up, teetering on the verge of falling.
"Snapped!"
"You bastard!!!"
Ying Yinman ran out crying, leaving Zhang Fan standing there bewildered in the wind, covering his face!
My cheeks were burning.
The astonishing sensation from just now still lingered in my mind...
He stood there stunned for a long time.
Zhang Fan finally came to his senses, and muttered something inexplicably while looking towards the door:
"That's insane!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the phone in his hand, which had been buzzing, stopped vibrating abruptly.
On the screen was a photo that he had definitely not opened before he fell into a coma!
It was a selfie he took in a modern gym, looking in the mirror!
At the top of the screen, a red number made his pupils shrink sharply!
Missed calls (3288)
Holy crap!
More than three thousand missed calls?
Zhang Fan instantly sobered up!
What a big deal!
He immediately opened his call log, which was filled with rows of densely packed red missed calls.
They all have the same name!
[749th Bureau - Zhu Feng].
He glanced at the half-naked photo of himself on the screen again, and instantly understood.
So that kid... no, that girl, stole my phone.
Not for any other reason, but because...
Peeking at your own photos?
Zhang Fan's expression immediately turned strange.
He touched his handsome profile, his lips twitching involuntarily, and muttered a curse under his breath:
"She's quite the female hooligan!"
However, now is not the time to dwell on that.
With over three thousand calls, Bureau 749 must be going crazy!
Without the slightest hesitation, he immediately found Zhu Feng's number in his call log and dialed it back!
The call was answered almost instantly!
beep - beep -
"Zhang Fan, it's me, Zhu Feng."
Zhu Feng's calm voice came through the receiver, but he spoke very quickly.
The background was completely silent; everyone in the command center was clearly listening!
Before Zhang Fan could even speak, Zhu Feng's question came flying at him!
"When you woke up, did you see a woman?"
Zhang Fan was covering his burning face when he heard this and was immediately stunned:
"Huh? How did you know, sir? That's the first thing you asked?"
Zhu Feng ignored his question and pressed him directly:
What happened between you and her?
"I'm so angry!"
Zhang Fan said irritably.
"I mistook her for a thief and tackled her, and she slapped me!"
"He called me an idiot and then ran away!"