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Chapter 1637 Guo Ye's Bad Taste
Before Guo Ye read out the title, everyone was still looking forward to the title of the final of the Oiran Contest.
The momentum of this oiran contest was so great that in the end the Lord of the Three Kingdoms actually came to visit.The four big oirans also live up to expectations, each of them is a master of color and art, and they are all over the country.The question for the finals of the Oiran Contest was made by the angel of Shangguo, Duke Qin of the Tang Dynasty himself, claiming that the test is about which oiran is truly born smart, and if two of the three can answer, the oiran will be crowned the oiran. position.
It is conceivable that this topic can be simple?Many viewers didn't even understand the topic, and they were ready to watch the excitement.
However, when Guo Ye's first question was uttered, everyone was dumbfounded.This... This is too simple, not to mention the four big oirans, even if they are on stage, they can still make a long speech.Youdao is the first in literature, and the second in martial arts. What standard answer can there be to this kind of question?Could it be that the first question is to deliberately release water?
Guo Ye slowly spoke the first topic: "Some people say that the sky does not give birth to Zhongni, and the ages are like a long night. It can be seen how great the influence of Confucius on the world is. Unfortunately, Confucius only lived to be 73 years old. So he bid farewell to this world. Now the question is, if Confucius lived to this day, what would be the most significant impact on the world?"
For this finals, Guo Ye didn't let Sun Xiaoxiao and Shangchuan Meizi down.
There can only be one oiran. Although Meizi's origin is unknown and she has ulterior motives, she has a skin-to-skin relationship with her after all.Although Sun Xiaoxiao had nothing to do with him, it was Yang Fengyi who personally asked her to take care of her, so she couldn't ignore Yang Meiren's face.The palms of the hands and the backs of the hands were full of flesh, so Guo Ye simply treated them equally and did not miss any questions.
As soon as the first question came out, the four big oirans looked at each other, and they all felt a little inconceivable.Meizi is proud of being favored, and she is the most relaxed on this occasion. Seeing the advantage, she replied first: "Meizi has it!"
As soon as these words came out, Guo Ye was guilty of being a thief, and couldn't help being frightened. Could it be that Meizi was pregnant after two happy times?He said, "Have you? What have you got?"
"Of course it is the answer to this question, Meizi has it!"
That's about it!Guo Ye wiped the cold sweat off his brow, and said, "Please tell me, Miss Shangchuan!"
Shangchuan Meizi cleared her throat and said, "Although Meizi is from Fusang, she didn't read many books by Confucius. But I also know that what Confucius admired most in his life was the great unity of the world. Therefore, Meizi thought that if Confucius lived to Now, the world will be governed, the old will be supported, the young will be supported, and the strong will be used. The road will not be lost, and the house will not be closed at night. Qin Guogong, do you think Meizi is right?"
Guo Ye shook his head and said, "When the sage Kong was alive, he traveled around the world, and he did not fail to serve as an official. However, he was not highly valued by the king, and he could not take revenge. Therefore, what Meizi said may happen, but it may not happen. .You're not quite right."
The next person to answer the question was Yuan Ruoshuang.She said: "When Confucius was alive, he recruited a wide range of disciples. He taught without distinction. There were three thousand disciples under his sect, and 72 sages. Ruo Shuang thought that if Confucius could live to this day, everyone might become his disciples and grandchildren." .”
"Not necessarily!" Guo Ye waved his hand and said, "Confucius once asked Lao Tzu, but he did not inherit Lao Tzu's Taoist mantle, but created a Confucian lineage. The world does not think that Lao Tzu is Confucius' teacher. If Confucius How can a sage live for thousands of years to teach one or even several other sages? The possibility of other sages recruiting disciples and spreading leaves is not small."
Both of them answered incorrectly, and people realized that Qin Guogong's question was not that simple.For a while, the audience whispered and discussed the standard answer to this question.
Guo Ye turned his head and said to Yan Wenfang: "Everyone, what do you think about this topic?"
Yan Wenfang said: "Duke Qin's thinking is wild and unconstrained, and there is no trace to be found. I can only guess about my identity."
"Everyone, Yan, please tell me!"
"My concubine thinks that if the sage Kong can live to this day, it's hard to say how many disciples he has, and it's hard to say whether the way he learned will be popular in the world. However, there is a saying that the sage Kong said is good, and I deeply agree with it. "
"What?"
"Food and sex are also sex." Speaking of this, Yan Wenfang licked her lips seductively, and looked at Guo Ye with provocative eyes!
She paused, and continued: "In life, it doesn't matter if you are a saint or an ordinary person. The most important thing is to eat and reproduce, and even the sage Kong is no exception. Therefore, I think, the sage Kong can live until now , there must be many descendants of saints in the world. Qin Guogong, do you think what I said is right?"
This kind of topic, Yan Wenfang can bring up the matter of men and women, Guo Ye can only secretly scream admiration!Still, it's not right!He said in embarrassment: "Master Yan, in fact...in fact..."
"how?"
"Food and sex, this sentence is not said by Confucius, but by Gao Zi."
As soon as the words fell, Yan Wenfang's face suddenly changed color, as if she was about to cry, and said: "It seems that my concubine is ignorant and incompetent, and Qin Guogong laughed at me."
Even though he knew that this little girl was not a good stubble, seeing the beauty like this, Guo Ye was still full of guilt for what he said to expose the beauty, and said: "Actually, the sage Confucius also said similar things, Master Yan, you are an idiot No harm, no harm!"
"Really? Qin Guogong, you are not using this to make the little girl happy, are you? The little girl is very grateful."
"Of course it is true! The sage Confucius said that eating and drinking men and women can keep people's great desires alive. In fact, the meaning of these words is similar."
Yan Wenfang said happily: "So, this first question, the little girl is considered correct?"
"Uh...not really." Guo Ye said: "Confucius lived for more than 70 years, and he only had one only son named Kong Li. It can be seen that although Confucius was a noble character and profound knowledge, in other ways... he was relatively... relatively ordinary. I'm afraid that even if I live a few more years, I won't have any other heirs."
Yan Wenfang pursed her lips and said, "Hmph, you villain, you made people happy!"
Yan Wenfang was also defeated, leaving only Sun Xiaoxiao.Seeing Guo Ye's eyes looking at him, Sun Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "Xiaoxiao also has an answer, but I don't know whether it is right or wrong. If I make a mistake, you can't laugh at me!"
"Small please tell me."
Sun Xiaoxiao hesitated and replied without confidence: "Xiao Xiao thinks that if Confucius can live up to now, the most obvious impact will be...there will be one more person in the world!"
Guo Ye's three questions are actually brain teasers that have been played badly in modern society.
This oiran contest was not a big deal, it was purely a beauty contest organized by Dao Yanlang to flatter Guo Ye.Due to various reasons, Guo Ye could not engage in "unspoken rules" with these oirans, so he simply settled for the next best thing and looked for other fun.
Out of some bad taste, he chose to use his brain to make a quick turn and did the topic of the oiran contest.I want to see the beauties of ancient times, who are dumbfounded by the brain teasers of modern society.
Originally, he thought it would be good if one of the three problems was solved by these four people.Unexpectedly, the first question was easily won by Sun Xiaoxiao!
Guo Ye nodded and said: "Little girl, you got the answer right!" Then, he loudly said to the audience: "Now, I announce that Miss Sun won the first question! The answer is: there will be one more person in the world!"
This answer is too shocking to people's three views, and the audience can't help but stir up a pot of porridge!Some people suddenly wake up like a dream, and secretly hate themselves for not thinking of it.Some people complained that Qin Guogong, as an angel of the upper kingdom, came up with such a strange question to deceive people, it was too unkind.Some people think that Guo Ye's answer is not so reliable, and they have better answers.
Guo Ye had expected this kind of situation a long time ago, so he watched the people in the audience discussing with a smile on his face.Anyway, the Oiran Competition is hosted by Shuikou City, and the chief judge is myself. As long as there is a decent reason, it is not up to me how to play?What if you are just not satisfied?Bite me?I just don't believe that someone dares to embarrass me, Guo Ye, for a small oiran contest!
However, it turns out that he was wrong!
Only someone from the audience shouted loudly: "What kind of nonsense is this! Duke Qin, you really treat the heroes of the world as nothing, and cheat for personal gain in the Oiran Contest! Don't you think that no one in the world will uphold justice for these poor women?" Yet?"
That's all, the visitor ran a few steps and walked up to the high platform!
Guo Ye took a closer look, and it turned out to be Fu Yuzhang, a bum!
Chapter 1638 Fu Yuzhang is also very hardworking
Why did Fu Yuzhang stand up?
To say that Fu Yuzhang has a sense of justice to uphold justice is too nonsense!Our Majesty King Wu is not that kind of person at all.
Could it be that Fu Yuzhang and Guo Ye had a deep hatred and took the opportunity to make trouble?Actually not.It is true that Fu Yuzhang hates Guo Ye, but as the saying goes, to relieve the hatred in your heart, draw your sword and kill your enemy!Now that he has decided to assassinate Guo Ye, he will no longer play these innocuous tricks.
The reason why he came to power at this moment is because he found that if he didn't show up to disrupt the situation, his assassination plan would be in danger of failing!
Don't look at Fu Yuzhang bragging to Queen Shazhai how powerful and seamless his assassination plan is.In fact, the key to the matter lies in Yuan Ruoshuang.King Wu of Baekje is romantic and passionate, and the love story with Princess Sunhwa spreads all over the world!What people don't know is that, in fact, Fu Yuzhang still has a secret affair with this Yuan Ruoshuang!
After the death of her fiancé, Yuan Ruoshuang determined to be chaste for her husband because of this affair.
Of course, Fu Yuzhang pursued Yuan Ruoshuang, on the one hand because of Yuan Ruoshuang's rare beauty, and more importantly, he wanted to use this woman to inquire about domestic intelligence in Goguryeo.This can be regarded as not delaying both for the country and for oneself.This time, the assassination of Guo Ye must be successful, but at the same time, Yuan Gai Suwen must be blamed. Yuan Ruoshuang is the best candidate for this plan.
Similar to the plan of the old leader and Shangchuan Meizi, Fu Yuzhang also wants Yuan Ruoshuang to approach Guo Ye proactively, and then wait for an opportunity to assassinate him!Fu Yuzhang was also very hardworking, he hated Guo Ye so much that he didn't hesitate to put a green hat on himself, and wanted to put Guo Ye to death.As for Yuan Ruoshuang, of course she was unwilling at first, but she couldn't bear Fu Yuzhang's sweet talk, and she finally agreed with tears in her eyes.
However, the plan of the two of them is very good, but it is actually not so easy to implement it.If you want to throw yourself into your arms, Duke Qin may not accept it!
When Guo Ye came to Shuikou City, he was always accompanied by Yang Fengyi, who was beautiful and beautiful, how could he do this?Yuan Ruoshuang is just an ordinary woman, not like Shangchuan Meizi who possesses special skills, who can sneak into the city lord's mansion and play a trick of a beautiful woman running at night.
In the end, the oiran contest held in Shuikou City made Fu Yuzhang's eyes shine.
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