Struggle in the early Tang Dynasty

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Riding a tiger sounds majestic, but in fact, riding a tiger is much more uncomfortable than riding a horse.

First of all, tigers are cats, so they are not suitable for riding from a physiological point of view.Wei Wei let Guo Ye ride on him because of Duo Luosha's face, but he was not happy at all in his heart.Therefore, as soon as Guo Ye got on the tiger's back, Weiwei kept doing some small tricks, which made it difficult for Guo Ye to control.

Secondly, the tiger's back was shiny, and there was no such thing as a tiger saddle, tiger pedal, or tiger rein. Guo Ye sat on it without scratching or scratching, and he relied on himself to maintain his balance.This adds another layer of difficulty.

Of course, the most important thing is that riding a horse is on flat ground, but riding a tiger is climbing a mountain.This increase in difficulty is not a little bit.

Therefore, not long after Guo Ye rode on the back of the tiger, he was knocked down by the tiger.

Guo Ye was furious, first he gave Wei Wei a hard look, then he looked around and found a big rock.Guo Ye brought the big stone in front of Weiwei, put on a pose, and performed a one-palm open stone for Weiwei.

The effect of breaking the stone to scare the tiger is very good, not only Wei Wei immediately changed from unwillingness to lower eyebrows, but Duo Luosha also praised it, saying: "You monster is really strong!"

Guo Ye said nonsense: "Strength? My brother's other things are bigger, and I haven't shown you yet!"

"Then what else do you have?"

"Ah...I mean...I mean...courageous! Yes, I am quite courageous. Haven't you seen that I am riding on the back of a tiger and I am not afraid at all? There is a saying that it is difficult to get off a tiger, which means, The man riding the tiger was very scared and didn’t dare to come down. This sentence is fine for others, but it’s not easy for Guoye, haha!”

Duo Luosha nodded when she heard the words, and said, "Yes! You are quite courageous. Except for Shasha, no one else in the clan dares to ride Weiwei!"

Speaking of this, Duo Luosha suddenly rolled her eyes and said: "No! You are not a human, you are a monster! It is normal for people to be afraid of tigers, but why are you monsters afraid of tigers? You are stronger than Weiwei, so you are not afraid of Weiwei. Isn't it normal?"

Why did he come back to this question again? Guo Ye was helpless and said, "Shasha, don't always talk about monsters. Let me ask you something. Have you ever seen what people outside the mountains look like?"

"Outside the mountain?" Duo Luosha said with a bitter face: "The patriarch forbids Shasha to go outside the mountain! Why can others go but Shasha is not allowed to go? It's not fair, it's so unfair!"

Guo Ye continued to probe, and said, "Did the patriarch tell Shasha why you were not allowed to go?"

"The patriarch said that Shasha is still young, and the people outside the mountain are too ugly, I'm afraid they will scare Shasha!"

day!

ugly?I'm afraid it's the men here who are really ugly!

This so-called patriarch is really the first to sue!

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Guo Ye and Duo Luosha rode the tiger for less than half an hour and came to a small town.

There are people coming and going in the city, and it is quite lively.

As Duo Luosha said, the men here are all blue-faced and fangs, covered in black hair and red-haired, they look three parts human and seven parts ghosts.To Guo Ye's surprise, although these men were tall, most of them were about two meters one or two, and some were only two meters four or five meters tall, definitely not three meters tall.

In addition, Guo Ye made another unexpected discovery, that is, the quality of the women here is surprisingly good!The young ones are youthful and beautiful, and the slightly older ones are also charming and charming. It can be said that all of them have the posture of overwhelming the country and the city!

When people saw Guo Ye's arrival, they were also in an uproar.

"Monster! There are monsters!"

"Run, the monster is eating people!"

"Brother, don't run away, that monster looks at Mian Shan, it may not be dangerous!"

"Hey, my sister, don't be fooled by this monster. Do tigers eat people? What good is a monster that can ride a tiger?"

After hearing this, Duo Luosha quit, and asked loudly: "What are you talking about! This girl rides a tiger, isn't it a good thing! Tell you, this monster is a new pet of this girl! It doesn't eat people, so it's very good!"

"pet?"

"Yes! This monster is the same as Weiwei and Huahua. It only eats wild animals and does not eat people! Otherwise, you can pet him!"

With Duo Luosha's guarantee, seeing that Guo Ye was indeed honest, these people became more courageous, and tried to touch Guo Ye twice,

Later, he still needs to ask others, Guo Ye tried his best to put on a harmless expression, and greeted him with a smile.

Now the people became more daring, and they fumbled at Guo Ye with all their hands and feet.

Especially those women, although they have never seen the market and think that Guo Ye is a "monster" when they grow up, but the subconsciousness engraved deep in their genes makes them want to get close to this kind-faced monster, and they all do their best!Some were bold enough to even reach out to Guo Ye's sensitive areas.

Guo Ye felt that he had become a Tang monk who had entered the daughter's country, and couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted, "Stop, don't touch!"

wow~~

The crowd dispersed immediately!

"How can this monster speak human language? It can't be a monster!"

"Maybe it's because of his extraordinary talent. The starling can also speak human language. How can he be considered a monster?"

"But this monster looks too good-looking, I don't think it's a good idea!"

"Hmph, such a beautiful monster, even if it is really a monster, I would rather die in his hands!"

Obviously, men have inexplicable hostility towards Guo Ye, while women have inexplicable affection for Guo Ye.Don't be afraid of not knowing the goods, but be afraid of comparing goods.Guo Ye is now the elder in the country, in an absolute sense, the number one handsome guy!Moreover, the gap with No.2 cannot be calculated by reason!

People were talking about it, but Duo Luosha was quite appreciative, saying: "Stop arguing! Let me tell you, this monster is me... It is my prey, and I caught it alone. He is mine! None of you should think of him!"

"Then how about we pay for it? I'll give you a tael of gold!"

"I pay two taels!"

"I'm out of twelve!"

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Duo Luosha was furious, and said: "Not for sale! Not for sale! Weiwei, go!"

The majestic roar of the tiger frightened the people out of the way, and Guo Ye and Duo Luosha rushed out of the crowd.

The small town is not big, after three rounds, Guo Ye and Duo Luosha came to a small courtyard, and Duo Luosha said: "This is our home. Monster, do you like living in the house, or let me live in the yard?" Build a nest for you?"

Guo Ye sweated profusely and said: "In the house, of course I live in the house!"

Entering the house, Guo Ye took a look, what a miserable word here!

The three rooms are clean, but the furniture is very simple.

In one room, there was a kang with several sheets of animal fur spread on it. It seemed that this was the girl's boudoir.

As for other rooms, there are some farm tools and simple cooking utensils.A few clay pots are placed at the foot of the wall, which should contain food or something!

Guo Ye wondered: "Shasha, you are the only one in your family?"