My harem can't be this messy

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"Hey, as soon as I touched your hand, I knew it was you."

Li Zhi looked at his hand, is this so miraculous, as soon as he touched his hand, he knew it was him.

Since when did I and Sister Huang become so close? I would not dare to say that I was blindfolded when I touched my aunt every day, and I could recognize my aunt by touching hands among a few women.

Even if he touched his whole body, it was unlikely that Li Zhi would pick out his little aunt from a bunch of women.

It's good to arrive at Huangjie's place. I just touched my hand and knew it was me.It was true just now, the moment Huang Jie touched his hand, she became like this.

"Sister Huang, what are you thinking? Seeing that you look depressed, your title is Changle, so you must be happy."

"How happy, the son-in-law is paralyzed on the bed, and the queen mother won't let me run around. Tell me, why is the emperor happy?"

"In the past few days, I have almost counted the ants in the son-in-law's mansion. Looking at those ants now, I can recognize who is the female and who is the male."

Li Zhi chuckled, looked around and sat down on the table.

Princess Changle hit Li Zhi on the leg.

"How old are you, sit at the table and come down quickly."

"Anyway, it's just Sister Huang and me. How old am I, and I'm not your younger brother."

Princess Changle gave Li Zhi a twist, seeing if he couldn't get down, she let him go.

At this time, leaning on the table with his elbows, he looked at his younger brother, and directly leaned his face on Li Zhi's lap, stroking Li Zhi's leg with his jade hands affectionately.

"Tell me, how can Miss Huang get rid of this hard life?"

"The son-in-law will recover soon!"

"It's basically hopeless. I have invited many doctors, but they just shook their heads with wry smiles. My mother also invited a few quack doctors, and they only said to take good care of them."

The mother that Princess Changle spoke of was naturally Changsun Chong's mother. Since she married Changsun Chong, she naturally changed her mother from her aunt.

"Then sister Huang still listens to the mother's words, don't run around."

"I'm going crazy! Look, Miss Huang has started to read Fengshui books."

Princess Changle slapped the table heavily with her hand, and at this moment the book in her eyes was being brushed to the corner of the table, and the opened page was precisely the feng shui of the cemetery.

Li Zhi heard what his elder sister said, and now he understood why the elder sister was reading this miscellaneous book.

Is it necessary to choose a place with good Fengshui to reserve for the son-in-law?

Now, Li Zhi quickly looked at his eldest sister, and then patted her shoulder twice.

"Sister Huang, please don't do stupid things, this kind of thing can't happen randomly."

"I know this, so I won't act recklessly, but I can't bear to see brother Chong suffering so much. He was a little sober yesterday, guess what he said to me?"

"What did you say?"

"He said that his life would be worse than death now, let me take him... Tell me, can Miss Huang do it?"

Li Zhi couldn't help tightening his hand, looking at his elder sister.

"Sister Huang, you must not listen to the son-in-law. I also know that the son-in-law is uncomfortable, but no matter what, you must take good care of him. Now that something happened to him, how much attention will the emperor attract?"

Princess Changle naturally understood what Li Zhi said. Her husband was paralyzed and died before he knew it. She was afraid that if she didn't dare to say anything in front of others, she would poke her back and scold her behind her back.

Princess Changle also understood this, so naturally she couldn't agree to Brother Chong.

When he is good, I take care of him. When he is not good, I have to take care of him even more. Anyway, it is the maid who takes care of him.

It really caused him an accident, not to mention other people, even the empress mother's place, they couldn't spare her.

Princess Changle didn't know what she was thinking, and suddenly she lay on her brother's lap, and began to cry.

This is real crying, which startled Li Zhi.

"Sister Huang, what's the matter? What's the matter? Suddenly crying when you're fine?"

"Third brother, tell me, how can sister Huang get rid of her current state?"

Li Zhi thought about it seriously, looked at the tear stains on the beauty's face, and wiped her with his hands.

"Sister Huang, it's not impossible. Did your aunt tell you that she wants to take your cousin to the mansion to recuperate?"

"Say it, it's just that Miss Huang didn't agree."

"How many times has Miss Huang pushed back?"

"Not seven or eight times, but five or six times."

"Well, that's fine. If my aunt tells Sister Huang again, Sister Huang will promise Auntie that when the son-in-law goes to rest in the grandson's mansion, Sister Huang will go with her. After a few days, she will only say that there are many things in the mansion, and she will come back to take care of her." Fan. In this way, Miss Huang will be relieved."

Princess Changle thought about it, if she did this, her mother's wish would be fulfilled, and she wouldn't have to guard her paralyzed brother Chong every day, and she wouldn't be afraid of other people's gossip.

"Okay, use your method!"

"Sister Huang, don't tell others that I taught you, otherwise I think the queen mother will make me kneel bare-legged and stand in the government hall."

"Understood, come on, pull the hook!"

"How old are you, still playing this."

"What are you playing then?"

"Okay, let's pull the hook!"

"By the way, Miss Huang, look what I brought you!"

Li Zhi turned over and got off the table, and walked to the wall, where the bamboo basket was standing, and there were several yellow and orange pears in the basket.

Li Zhi took the biggest one and handed it to Princess Changle.

Princess Changle took it and took a bite. This year's pears are already much sweeter.

"Third Brother, can this be the pear from the pear tree in the courtyard of Wanchun Palace?"

"It's that tree, Miss Huang, what do you think?"

"Delicious! Take a bite too!"

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Princess Changle stretched out her hand, and Li Zhi didn't dislike Huang Jie biting it, so he took another bite directly where she took a bite.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but the pear that Huang Jie took a bite tasted much better.The pears that the jade man had bitten had a different taste.

"Third brother, why did you bite the place where I bitten, such a big pear, you can't bite the other side!"

"Sister Huang has a sweet mouth!"

"I'll just talk nonsense, the emperor didn't eat honey or maltose, how could her mouth be so sweet?"

"So sweet!"

Li Zhi didn't say much, he took another pear and stuffed it to his sister Huang, and took a bite of the pear from Princess Changle, and began to bite into it.

Princess Changle looked at him, smiled, and when Li Zhi finished eating the pear in his hand, Princess Changle leaned over.

"Is the emperor's mouth really sweet?"

Li Zhi nodded fiercely, Princess Changle looked at him, and then moved closer, at this time Li Zhi could clearly smell the breath he exhaled.

"You have to lie to Miss Huang."

"When did I ever lie to Huang Jie! It's so sweet, Huang Jie finished eating the pear without seeing me."

"Then you kiss my sister, the emperor will believe it."

Li Zhi didn't hesitate, kissed his elder sister on the cheek, and looked at his elder sister with a hey smile.

"Kiss, Miss Huang believes it!"

"Who told you to kiss there, kiss again."

Li Zhi kissed his forehead again this time, and Princess Changle thumped his chest a few times, so Li Zhi quickly kissed his chin again.

"Reckless kissing, that is, not kissing where I want you to kiss. You said that the emperor's mouth is sweet, but your kissing is not right."

"Sister Huang, then close your eyes!"

When Li Zhi left the concubine's mansion, a maid sent King Jin to the door. Li Zhi got into the carriage and looked at the basket of pears left in the carriage.

Should I wait until I get back to Fuchu and let them take a bite each, and then I will try to see if the pears eaten by women are sweeter.

Li Zhi went back to the mansion, just after he entered the gate of King Jin's mansion, he saw a woman dressed as a court lady standing at the door, saw King Jin, and bowed slightly.

Li Zhi patted his forehead, almost forgot, the queen mother said that she wanted to find a palace lady to bring him to the Jin Palace.

As a result, he and Heng Shan were too busy picking pears, and after taking the pears, they went to the son-in-law's mansion, forgetting about the female official.

But I forgot, but the queen mother still remembers, no, the queen mother specially picked one and sent it to the Prince Jin's mansion.

There are also many types of female officials in the palace, just like Shang Yi Yunxi, also belongs to female officials.The empress mother chose for Li Zhi to be the general emperor's draft girl, a female official who checks whether the girl is perfect.

This kind of female official is specially used to check the body of virgins, but now this kind of female official is basically idle in the palace, because Tang Zong has not done much drafting in recent years.

Although it is not that there is no selection, it is just that the scale is obviously lower than before. In the past, large-scale drafts were selected to enrich the harem.At this time, it is just an occasional choice, which can be regarded as a show. As for not choosing, it is basically impossible.

Without a large-scale draft, this female officer would be idle, so the queen mother could be used as an idler, and picked one for Li Zhi, specifically to prevent Li Zhi from getting married to a woman he shouldn't be.

In this era, flowers and willows are also very popular. In ordinary brothels, prostitutes have been working for a long time, and they will have some diseases in that area. In addition, there is a lack of prevention methods at this time, and it is actually easy to contract them.

Therefore, people with some basic status will not easily engage in prostitution.There are many maids and concubines at home, and brothels also have women who are much cleaner than prostitutes. Although they are not easy to get, they are more enjoyable if they are not easy to get.

In addition to prostitutes, there are actors, these are entertainers, such as performing operas and playing music. The so-called actors are basically equivalent to later generations of actors.

Some people with status and wealth can't get those top-level literary and geisha, but they can also find actors with good figures.

Although it is said that prostitutes are ruthless and actors are ungrateful, but they are greedy for their bodies, so what kind of affection do they want?

In Li Zhi's capacity, if he touches such a person, he is at least a top-level literary prostitute, but it is not guaranteed that he will not meet someone who is sick.

Therefore, it is also necessary for Jin Wangfu to raise a female official.

Li Zhi is not demanding when touching this kind of woman, at least she is a virgin, otherwise she really dare not touch.

The female officer gave Jin Wang Yifu, Li Zhi asked her to excuse her, and handed the bamboo basket to the female official, who quickly picked it up and followed Jin Wang.

"How many years have you been a female official in the palace?"

"Returning to Your Highness, I have been doing it for five years."

"For five years, you checked the body of those beautiful girls to see if they were virgins, and this king asked you, are you yourself?"

"Return to Your Highness, I am!"

"Oh, I thought that the woman who did this kind of thing should not be a virgin. How do you usually distinguish between a virgin and a woman?"

"this..."

The female officer blushed a little, but she didn't know how to answer His Highness, His Highness asked so directly.

"Haha, I'm blushing, but you are interesting. If you have time, tell me carefully."

"Yes, Your Highness."

As the two of them walked, what Li Zhi asked along the way made the female officer blush more and more, and her heart beat faster and faster.After finally Li Zhi entered her yard, the female officer quickly let go of the bamboo basket, said goodbye, and fled from Li Zhi's side.

At this moment, his face was blushing so hard and his heart was beating so hard, His Highness spoke without concealing it, and the listeners didn't know how to answer.

At this time, the female official was a little afraid of staying with King Jin, because His Highness was talking too directly.

Li Zhi saw that the female officer basically ran away from him, and even scratched his forehead.

What's going on, shouldn't this kind of female officer who inspects the body of a beautiful girl be well-informed, why would she say that she blushed?

Li Zhi was also depressed, and the female official was even more depressed. She was just a female official who checked Xiu Nu's body to see if she was perfect. What did His Highness tell her.

At this moment, Li Zhi didn't think too much, and put the basket on the table, and Murong Xueying who was in the room quickly ran over, saw that it was a basket of pears, picked one up, and took a bite.

Murong Xueying took a bite, and was about to bite again, when suddenly Li Zhi handed over the pear in his hand, Li Zhi took a bite, and stuffed it back to Murong Xueying.

At this time, Li Zhi looked at Murong Xueying, what's going on, the pears my aunt ate are not much different from before.Why did Sister Huang take a bite of the pear, and she felt much more delicious.

Li Zhi was still depressed, and when Li Zhi calmed down a bit, he saw that a pear had been eaten by Murong Xueying.

Murong Xueying took another one, and Li Zhi quickly squeezed his aunt's hand.

"Your Highness, what's wrong?"