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The mayor of Shencheng, the director of the Public Security Bureau and other important officials from various departments all came to the wedding. It can be said that Lin Yu's wedding was the most grand in Shencheng's history, and the guests had the highest social status.
But Lin Yu didn't take any action to get close to these people. On the contrary, these guests crowded their heads to get closer to Lin Yu, wanting to say a few words instead.
In addition, there is the leader of the special police team and his team members. They had won the help of Lin Yu to crack the secret weapon hidden by Bai Hua.
The mayor of Yunjiang City, He Tianxiao, brought He Yiran to congratulate him. Also with them were several big entrepreneurs who had met Lin Yu in the high-end club.
Since then, more social celebrities have come to congratulate one by one.
Internet celebrities live broadcasted the wedding scene, with a total viewership of hundreds of millions, and a single wedding made Lin Yu a big hit.
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Seeing that it was almost time, Lin Yu started from Duyueming's company to go to the villa by motorcade to pick up the bride.
The best men this time are: Hao Ren, Dong Hao, Fatty, who are known as the three internet celebrities, and the special police brought by several captains.
Hao Ren: "Lin Yu, leave it to me to enter the door. I promise to let those women open the door respectfully, and then carry you in to meet your relatives."
Fatty: "Hey, if you want me to tell you, you should be more violent and smash the door with a hammer. Hehe, you don't know yet, this is a technical job, and it has a lot to say."
Donghao: "What are you talking about!"
The fat man chuckled: "Usually for this woman, there will be many bridesmaids blocking the door. If you give more money, she will let you in. If you give less money, you will stay outside. If you give more money, you can prove it. If you are afraid of your wife, you have to smash in directly, and then the family affairs will be controlled by the south."
Dong Hao was dumbfounded, and muttered in a low voice: "Oh, I'll go, there are so many tricks,"
Then he said to Lin Yu: "Lin Yu, let's not lose our prestige today, get off at the hardware store in a while, wait for me, I will buy two sledgehammers."
"The sledgehammer is useful. If you want to buy it, you can buy a chainsaw. That's the real domineering!" The fat man urged aside.
Hao Ren didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he said,
"I've seen it on TV. I took a whip and threw it into the room through the window to ensure that a group of them would explode and run out. How about we try?"
"Yes, I should try it. I remember that there is a firecracker seller along the way. Buy a thousand-cracking whip."
"Where is Wanxiang enough? The minimum starting price is 10."
"That's right, at least you have to buy two or three bundles. It's a joy to put them away."
"..."
The three of you talked about each other and I talked about it. Lin Yu was sitting in the same car with them, and he was ashamed when he heard it. He really regretted inviting these three people to be the best man. Maybe something will happen. Son.
When they arrived at the gate of the villa, when the groom and groomsmen got off the car, firecrackers blared, and the scene was full of joy. People surrounded Lin Yu and others, but they were blocked in front of the gate of the villa.
This is the first checkpoint set by the bridesmaids for Lin Yu: 108 glasses of wine, you can only leave after drinking.
Seeing the 108 glasses of various colors of wine placed on the three tables in front of the gate, the ground beside the tables is full of wine bottles, not to mention Baijiu such as Maotai, Jiannanchun, Wuliangye, etc., as well as red wine, beer, vodka, whiskey, Lang Rum, gin, vermouth...
When seeing these 108 cups, the groomsmen were all shocked.
Seeing so much wine, Dong Hao couldn't help swallowing hard, and asked the groomsmen: "How's your drinking capacity? Can't you drink so much?"
The leader of the special police patted his chest: "Don't worry, these brothers of mine are all good."
Lin Yu stepped forward, picked up the first cup, and was about to drink, but was stopped by a person.
Seeing Ling Xue blocking the wine glass in her hand, she said angrily,
"Lin Yu, you didn't tell me about your marriage earlier, which caused me to come here overnight from the Nanjiang filming site, and almost missed the time. Don't you just express it because of your fault?"
"Eh...then this glass is an apology to you? Hey, let's sip our grievances with a glass of wine!"
"Hmph, since you want to drink, drink a big cup."
Ling Xue smiled maliciously, and gestured to the bridesmaids, and the two of them brought a goblet the size of a washbasin, which frightened everyone
The fat man took a step back in shock: "Fuck me, is this drinking? Even if it's water, you can't finish it!"
Donghao patted the leader of the special police beside him: "Brother, you said it, it's okay!"
Now the leader smiled awkwardly: "I said brother, this...is a little scary, brother, I really can't help."
Ling Xue looked proud, "I'll see how you drink! If you can't finish it, just hand over your salary card, bank card, and credit card. From now on, let sister Yingying take care of this one!"
How could Lin Yu lose his reputation at this time?Then he held up the oversized wine glass with both hands. He reckoned that it must weigh at least 20 catties.
Drinking 20 catties at once, even beer can fool people.
"Okay, today is my wedding day, so I should be more festive."
As he spoke, he raised his wine glass high above his head,
"I, Lin Yu, have today, not only relying on myself, but also relying on friends, relying on the world. This glass of wine, I worship the sky..."
After finishing speaking, he was about to pour the wine glass on the ground, but was surrounded by several bridesmaids and supported him.
Ling Xue smiled and said,
"I already knew that you should play tricks, hee hee, we have prepared an extra cup for you a long time ago, and you can respect the sky and the earth as you like, even if you pay respect to the three Qings, the four emperors, the eight immortals, the nine obsidians, the twenty-eight constellations, 500 arhats, and all the Buddhas in the sky." , you have to drink up the whole cup, don't leak a single drop!"
Hearing this, the whole groomsmen group groaned, isn't this clearly a trick?
Donghao, Hao Ren, Fatty and others debated indignantly, but the girls in the bridesmaids cast a wink and called "little brother" twice, and the groomsmen turned their backs on the spot.
Donghao patted Lin Yu on the shoulder: "Lin Yu, today is your day of great joy, we must be honest in everything we do, and seek happiness in everything, come on."
Fatty smiled and flirted with a girl from the bridesmaids, and when she gave him a look, the fatty ran to Lin Yu's side in a hurry,
"Brother, we are all behind you to be your spiritual support. Even if you faint from drinking today, we will carry you in. Don't worry, just stop drinking."
Hao Ren picked up the wine glass on the spot: "Lin Yu, as a brother, how can I let you drink alone?"
When Lin Yu heard this, he thought to himself, this kid is quite loyal, and when he was about to give the other party some points, he saw Hao Ren picking up the cup on the table,
"Brother, come, have a toast!"
Lin Yu petrified on the spot, the amount of wine glasses in the hands of two people, there is no comparison at all, okay?
Lin Yu, who hated at this time, just gritted his teeth, this is a group of cheating teammates, how can they play like this?
Looking at Ling Xue's malicious eyes again, he sighed helplessly,
"Okay, I'll drink!"
Lin Yu raised his glass to the groomsmen,
"Brothers, let's have a toast!"
"it is good!"
The special police usually seldom drink because of their work tasks, but this time they catch the opportunity, so they can't drink enough?
Everyone picked up the wine glasses on the table and fought against Lin Yu!
At this time, everyone's eyes widened, and the audience was silent, watching as the wine in the washbasin-sized wine glass in Lin Yu's hand dwindled.
Lin Yu gulped heavily, not even breathing.
The special police officers, Dong Hao and the others looked at it, and they were all shocked. They are both men, so why is Lin Yu so good?
Not to be outdone, they picked up the wine glasses on the table again and took a sip. After the boredom was over, Lin Yu was still drinking, so they didn't stop and continued to drink.
The whole audience was filled with the sound of gurgling drinks, which made the bridesmaids burp.
Chapter 6 Nineteen, the boudoir door, facing south
Chapter 6 Nineteen, the boudoir door, facing south
With the last bang, Lin Yu let out a long sigh of relief and put the cup on the table, and the audience erupted into loud applause.
Ling Xue couldn't help hiccupping, and swallowed forcefully. She set up this checkpoint, but she didn't mean to make Lin Yu really drink all of it.
In fact, as long as Lin Yu took out the card, it would be fine, but he didn't expect Lin Yu to be so strong.
Lin Yu is also thankful that he opened up the space warehouse in advance. He secretly transferred all the drinks to the warehouse just now, otherwise, even drinking water would be enough for him.
"How is it? Is it okay now?"
Facing Lin Yu's question, Ling Xue pinched the corner of her clothes,
"No, you can't. Besides, you have to..."
Lin Yu took out a pack of spicy sticks from the pocket of his suit trousers,
"Look what is this?"
How could Ling Xue resist this temptation?Just as she took a step forward, she saw that everyone around her was watching, so she said stiffly,
"Isn't it just spicy strips? What's the big deal, hum! I don't like to eat this."
Lin Yu whispered something,
"I still have a big bag in the car! You can take it away secretly while everyone else is going in later, so don't be found out!"
As soon as these words came out, Ling Xue immediately stepped aside,
"Seeing that today is your day of great joy, go in, you have passed this level!"
Lin Yu walked over swaggeringly, and when passing by Ling Xue, she inadvertently put the spicy strips on the table.
Since then, Ling Xue's eyes have been fixed on the package of spicy sticks, and when everyone has almost entered the villa, she turned around suddenly, swept her right hand across the table, and the spicy sticks disappeared.
Since they had just had a drink, and the groomsmen drank relatively quickly, everyone was dizzy and felt a little swaying when they walked, even those who were from the special police.
On the contrary, Lin Yu, who drank 20 catties of wine, was fine and walked in a straight line.
"Lin Yu, you are so arrogant. I was worried about you just now. If you are drunk, what will happen to the bridal chamber tonight?"
The fat man put one arm on Lin Yu's body, his face was as red as if he had been soaked in a dye vat.
Lin Yu smiled and said,
"Hey, this is my skill! I claim to never get drunk after a thousand cups!"
If others said this sentence, they would definitely be despised by others, but when Lin Yu said it, everyone admired him deeply.
When they came to the main gate, He Yiran and Baimei stood in front of the gate like two door gods.
Baimei took a step forward: "Hey, I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, save money to buy roads!"
Hao Ren stepped forward drunkenly, squinted his eyes, and took a closer look.
"Huh? Little sister, your family is quite rich!"
Baimei looked confused and didn't understand what it meant, so she responded,
"I, my family has no money!"
"But I saw that you still brought the airport with you!"
As soon as Hao Ren opened his mouth, the audience roared with laughter. The pure Baimei still didn't understand, so she turned her eyes for help to He Yiran beside her, who also said a few words in her ear with an embarrassed expression.
In an instant, Baimei's face turned red, and she pulled He Yiran: "Sister Yiran, they bullied me, fix them quickly! Hmph!"
A group of old men laughed loudly, and the rest of the bridesmaids called Hao Ren shameless!
In the end, Hao Ren, Fatty, and Dong Hao, the three Internet celebrities, responded in unison: "Trees without bark will surely die, and people are shameless and invincible!"
Then he yelled: "The beauty opposite is on time, with a big butt and long legs, she is so beautiful!"
This made the group of bridesmaids who were just at the second door very angry.
He was still angry, and immediately pulled out two pistols from his waist and pointed them at Hao Ren and Fatty.
This scared the best man group quite a lot. Lin Yu told them that He Yiran was a violent policewoman who would draw a gun every now and then.
But Lin Yu didn't tell them in advance that all the guns in He Yiran's hand were fake.
The Internet celebrity Three Musketeers suddenly died down, not even daring to fart.
He still smiled and said,
"Hmph, Lin Yu, if you don't show me your bank card, salary card, and credit card today, you don't even think about entering this door. If you dare to yell, I will destroy you all!"
The audience was silent again, but this happened at the big wedding. It would be difficult for any groom to deal with it. The key is that if Lin Yu took out his bank card, he would be regarded as henpecked.
This is a custom. Even if you are really afraid of your wife, you can't hand over your family property during the marriage. At this time, the groom and best man must try their best to break through the barriers set by the bridesmaids and brides.
Lin Yu smiled awkwardly,
"He Yiran, we are friends anyway, you... are you forcing me?"
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