I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

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Monkey King Zhu Bajie and Black Bear Monster said while humming.

Sun Wukong was the worst among them, he was hit twice. You must know that Sun Wukong's body can be said to be the most powerful, but because of this, he was hit twice, which was even worse.

So at this time, Monkey King is not holding on anymore.

"Well, you are all useless, and you have to rely on me at this critical time."

Tang Sanzang lit three Huazi, and then handed each of them one.

"It's easy for you to say, what about this long-haired chimpanzee?"

Tang Sanzang raised his head and looked at this huge monster. Although it is harmless to humans and animals lying in the ground, no one knows how long the effect of this electromagnetic pulse will last.

Woke up soon after.

That would be completely useless.

"Master, how did you subdue him? Let's chop it up!"

Sun Wukong was beaten the hardest, and he was the most dissatisfied in his heart!

"Yes, yes, chop him up!"

Zhu Bajie is also full of resentment!

"Uh, after all, this monkey was given to us to eat before, should we think about it again?"

Or the black bear monster is more conscientious.

"This is like this. Don't rush to clean it up. After all, even if you want to chop it, you can't chop it when it's so big. Where did you get such a big knife?"

Tang Sanzang exhaled a smoke ring and looked at what looked like a mountain in front of him.

"This monkey is also very helpless. He is now in a transformed state. We need to restore him first!"

Tang Sanzang said.

"Transformation? I only realized now that I've lost my legs. This big monster is the long-haired chimpanzee from before. Why did I think that this long-haired chimpanzee didn't come out to help for a long time!"

At this time, the black fur monster suddenly reacted with a slap on the head.

"Damn it, you've been fighting for a long time and you don't even know what this is?"

Zhu Bajie was contemptuous for a while. You must know that although Sun Wukong knew that the two of them woke up together, but Zhu Bajie could guess when he saw this guy that it was the normal bonobo just now.

But the black bear monster was actually stupid.

"Cao! Then what are you waiting for? Chop him up!"

Perhaps it was because this guy made the fur monster lose face, and the fur monster became so vicious.

"Don't worry, you guys, just now Master said no, even if you want to chop it up, you can't chop it up at such a big age."

Monkey King said on the sidelines, spitting out the burnt cigarette butts in his mouth.

"Since master knows about the problem of monster transformation, it means that master has a solution. Listen to what master has to say!"

"Ahem, this transformation, there are two ways."

Tang Sanzang recalled the Dragon Ball comics he had read before. During another martial arts tournament, a wolf transformed. At that time, it was Guixianren who used Guipai Qigong to wipe out the moon.

As for the Saiyan one, it was stopped by cutting off the tail.

"One, we blasted the moon away. It doesn't have the function of the moon, so it will recover naturally!"

Tang Sanzang said slowly.

"what?!"

"You want to blow up the moon?! Who dares? If you blow up the moon, my sister Chang'e will have no place to live? If you blow up the moon, won't it hurt my sister Chang'e?"

Zhu Bajie didn't care about the many broken bones on his body, so he stood up straight.

He said while oops.

"Don't get excited, this is just a method, I didn't say to do it."

Tang Sanzang hurriedly appease this Zhu Bajie, you know, this sister Chang'e is Zhu Bajie's reverse scale.

Don't look at Zhu Bajie's stealth, adultery and slippery behavior in normal times, but when it comes to Sister Chang'e and Gao Cuilan, Zhu Bajie is quite serious, even if it's just lip service!

So even Tang Sanzang had no choice.

"Look at your unpromising appearance, what happened to the moon? The moon belongs to your family? Besides, we are inside the enchantment, and this moon is not the moon outside. Are you still in a good mood?!"

Sun Wukong is very upset on the side!

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===Chapter 695 Spirituality of the Golden Cudgel===

"That won't work either! As long as it's the moon, there will be the shadow of Sister Chang'e on it. Whoever dares to move the moon, I will fight him hard!"

Zhu Bajie yelled at Monkey King cursingly.

"Hey? Are you going to rebel? I'm going to move."

"you dare!"

"Wait and try, can I dare?"

"Damn Bi Mawen, I love your grandma."

"You fat pig, tell me again?!"

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie yelled and cursed at the top of their lungs, completely ignoring the movement and shivering from the pain of being pulled.

The black fur monster was holding the fight aside.

"Oh, I said senior brother and third junior brother, you are about to be quarreled, and the master is watching over there, you two must calm down."

"Master?"

"Master?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie remembered that Tang Sanzang returned his son, and while watching, he quickly stopped talking.

"What's wrong, it's okay, you just pretend that I don't exist, just keep arguing."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand and took out the sonic gun from his pocket.

"Master, don't—"

Before they finished speaking, they saw Tang Sanzang pressing the trigger towards them.

But this time there was no response.

"You will report to me your experience of writing two thousand words each, mainly because of timeliness, such as how long and where you feel uncomfortable."

After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, he lit another Huazi.

Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie and the black fur monster stared at Tang Sanzang with big eyes and small eyes. What does this mean?

Just as he was about to ask, Zhu Bajie spit it out first.

Then he fell down on the ground with all his body cast down.

Followed by the black fur monster, and finally the Monkey King.

"Master, master, master, I, I didn't fight—"

The last sound was the helpless voice of grievance from the black fur monster.

After a while, several people recovered.

In the middle, Tang Sanzang fired a few more shots at the long-haired chimpanzee.

"How? How do you feel?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Master, don't ask any more questions. Whenever I think about the feeling just now, I'll vomit—"

Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he vomited again. I don't know if it was a chain reaction, and then Monkey King and the black fur monster also vomited.

"I can't do it anymore, I'm about to spit out bile."

Zhu Bajie is the worst.

Although nothing was asked from the mouths of these people, it was enough to see the reactions of these people.

According to Tang Sanzang's estimate, it is just that the timeliness has been checked, and it will take effect immediately after hitting it, and it will almost take a while.

But after being recruited, it is basically useless. It is false to say that they have lost their combat effectiveness. They need to mobilize all their energy to resist this discomfort inside their bodies.

This made Tang Sanzang very satisfied.

It doesn't matter whether you are as big as a mountain or as small as a nail, you will be put down the same way!

After a long time, Sun Wukong sat up first, smoked three or four Huazi in a row, and then stood up unsteadily.

"Monkey, is it almost there?"

Tang Sanzang asked.

"Okay, master, tell me what to do!"

"Go and cut off that monkey's tail, let's see the changes."

Tang Sanzang said.

"okay!"

Sun Wukong didn't even move, he took out the golden cudgel and threw it into the air, and the golden cudgel turned into a pair of scissors.

Shake yo yo and go.

Tang Sanzang looked at this scene really envious, this golden cudgel is really easy to use.

"If I also have such a golden cudgel, then it will be convenient to pick out my ears in the future, and it will directly become an ear pick, and then I can just pick it out myself?"

Tang Sanzang said to himself.

The golden cudgel flying in mid-air staggered and almost fell when he heard Tang Sanzang's murmur.

Seeing the reaction of the golden cudgel, Tang Sanzang himself laughed.

He knew that this golden cudgel could be regarded as Sun Wukong's natal weapon.

After the Sun Wukong was taken away by the green ox spirit of Taishang Laojun, he recruited so many heavenly soldiers and generals just to steal the golden cudgel back.

I think that since Wukong was born in the past, he has worshiped the Bodhi ancestor as his teacher and learned a lot of skills.

When he returned to Huaguo Mountain, he found that the Hunshi Demon King had already occupied his cave and enslaved his subordinates.

Sun Wukong said angrily: "This demon is so big-eyed that he can't see the old grandson!"

The Demon King laughed and said: "You are less than four feet tall, you are only thirty years old, and you have no weapons in your hands. How can you be so bold and arrogant? Why do you want to find me?"

You see, even this demon king knows that having weapons and not having weapons are completely two combat powers.

When Wukong fought against the Demon King, he realized that it was difficult to fight without weapons. Fortunately, the Demon King was mediocre, but it took Lao Sun a lot of effort to eliminate the Demon King.

This incident made Wukong realize a truth: without a handy weapon, no matter how great the kung fu is, it is difficult to use it.

This is what the saying goes: No matter how good your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives!

After that, Wukong decided to find a weapon that belonged to him. He went to Aolai country to get all kinds of weapons, such as swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks, forks and other eighteen kinds of weapons.

Only Wukong was quite displeased: You are familiar with bows and crossbows, and are proficient in weapons, but my knife is really a stick, and it doesn't do what I want, so why?

In this case, the four old monkeys suggested that he go to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to find a weapon.

It was only in the East China Sea that Wukong became acquainted with the golden cudgel for the first time, which is the precious iron of the Tianhe Dingdi God in the mouth of the Dragon King.

This treasure is also spiritual, and it has been calm for several years, but when Wukong arrives, "the sun is shining brightly, and the aura is full of auspiciousness". Wukong was overjoyed when he saw it:

Wukong pulled up his clothes and touched it. It was an iron pillar, about as thick as a bucket, and more than two feet long.He tried his best to push the aisle with both hands: "It's too thick and too long!"It can be used shorter and thinner. After finishing speaking, the baby was a few feet shorter and thinner.

Wukong bumped again and said: "The more detailed the better!" 'The baby is really a little thinner.

Wukong was very happy. When he took out Haizang to look at it, it turned out that there were two golden hoops at the two ends, and a piece of black iron in the middle.

Sun Wukong suddenly got this treasure, and he was overjoyed at the moment, thinking "shorter and more seconds", the golden cudgel seemed to have a spirituality, and gradually became smaller.

In the end, it became the size of an embroidery needle and was inserted into the ear by Monkey King.

From that time on, Tang Sanzang already knew when he was studying that this golden cudgel was originally specially reserved for Monkey King.