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Wen Buren asked curiously: "How can you practice such Kung Fu in just a few months?"
Du He said with a smile: "I want to thank Mr. Wen for his introductory boxing. Now I have practiced this introductory boxing several times. I didn't expect it to be effective!"
Wen Buren almost fainted from anger.
What he gave Du He at that time was a basic boxing book. Although it was called an entry boxing method, it was extremely difficult to get started, and after practicing it, the power was not small.Ordinary people may take a year or so to get started.
But Du He actually said that he had practiced several times...several times...Wen Buren almost hit someone.
Immediately, Du He was brought in front of Li Er.
Li Er waved his hand, telling everyone around him to leave.
In the huge Fufeng Garden, only Li Er and Du He are left.
Li Er asked: "Du He, do you hate me?"
Du He remained expressionless: "Don't dare!"
"Don't dare? Why don't you dare? I know that you have a grudge against me, but I'm not you, nor a child. I can't do things as I like. I also have my own difficulties!" Li Er said leisurely. , and then looked at Du He.
Du He's face remained calm.
Duhe didn't say anything.
Li Er continued: "I said a long time ago that this matter is unfair to you. Therefore, when the work-for-relief matter is completely over, I will compensate you together and will never treat you badly. However, your big brother today The Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting, a good poetry meeting, was messed up by you, how do you explain this matter?"
"If your Majesty thinks that I have done something wrong, please forgive me!" Du He said with a serious expression.
Li Er was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst out laughing: "Du He, Du He, what do you want me to say about you? You are also a doctor of the Ministry of Industry, and I am appointed as the uncle of Huyi County. Why are you still so childish?" , if I wanted to punish you, someone would have taken you down a long time ago. The reason why I didn't say anything was to see how you would vent... And you really haven't changed your true nature as a great demon king, eldest grandson Wuji is Sikong at the court, with a high position and authority, and you are so angry that he vomits blood, this matter... don't mention it!"
Speaking of this matter, Li Er actually felt a little relieved in his heart.But he couldn't show it.
As an emperor, Li Er likes to control the world, but this time the alliance between Changsun Wuji and Changsun Wugou actually forced him to retreat again and again, he was already upset.
Therefore, when he saw Du He vomiting blood angrily, Li Er was a little annoyed, but deep down, he felt a little happy.
Seeing Du He, how could he fail to guess Li Er's little thoughts, thinking, His Majesty is not a pervert, right?
But I heard Li Er say: "However, today's incident has a bad impact. If I don't punish you, I'm afraid it will be hard to hide... However, it is not impossible!"
Seeing Li Er's insidious look, Du He knew that this guy was holding back some bad ideas.
Chapter 362
Just now, Du He was still wondering why he made such a big fuss at the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair, and why His Majesty Li Er kept holding back and didn't express anything.
It turned out that His Majesty Li Er was holding back his big move.
Sure enough, I only heard Li Er say: "If you tell me the method of flying to the sky, I can forget about this matter!"
That's right, Li Er's focus has been on the hot air balloon ever since Du He fell from the sky.
That thing can drop people from the sky, others thought it was a god, but Li Er knew very well that there is no god in this world, it must be Du He's invention.
If this thing can be used by oneself, then thousands of mountains and thousands of rivers will not be an obstacle in the future, and you can go over it directly... The most important point is that in the new army's battle, the most difficult thing is to find out the enemy's movements, relying solely on the efficiency of scouts Not to mention, it is easy to be annihilated by the enemy, but with this flying thing, you only need to send a few scouts on it, rise into the air, and you can see the enemy's movements at a glance, and you can also count the enemy's size very easily. How many tents are there, whether there are ambushes around, and so on.
This thing is simply a fetish for marching and fighting!
Therefore, Li Er was moved.
For this matter, he could not blame Du He for making a big fuss about the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Fair.
Hearing this, Du He looked at Li Er's fiery eyes, and said in his heart, damn, you really treat me like a silent lamb, this time you can't just hand over this good thing so easily.
He rolled his eyes and said with a chuckle: "Your Majesty really has eyes, unlike those ordinary people who just think I'm pretending to be a ghost. In fact, this thing is my latest invention, a hot air balloon. The small one can ride a person. , floating for more than ten miles, and the big ones can even carry more than ten people and travel hundreds of miles."
Li Er was stunned when he heard this, and suddenly grabbed Du He's arm in excitement: "Is this really true? Traveling for hundreds of miles? Doesn't it mean that... the surrounding areas of Chang'an can be reached?"
"Yes, in theory."
Du He pretended to be inscrutable.
Li Er couldn't wait to say: "Then hurry up and hand it over!"
But Du He said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty, I invented this thing, but a few days ago, Her Royal Highness Princess Changle was brought back to the palace, and there was news that she was going to marry Sikong Mansion. , Difficulty sleeping and eating, lack of energy... Ouch, my head hurts suddenly, ah... It hurts... Oops, I seem to have lost my memory, Your Majesty, what were we discussing just now?"
"you……"
Li Er pointed at Du He, his face was a little annoyed, but he was helpless.
This thing was invented by Du He. Other than that, no one else has heard of it, let alone invented it. Even if you get angry and kill Du He, it won't help.
Li Er turned his head, looked at Du He seriously, and finally said helplessly: "Okay, brat, what's the condition, say, as long as I can do it, I will definitely agree to you."
"hey-hey……"
Only then did Du He smile, and said: "Your Majesty, if I remember correctly, you promise me that you can marry the two princesses to me when I become the Duke of the State and make great contributions to the Tang Dynasty. Not long after that, Princess Changle will be married off to Changsun Chong, is this considered a breach of promise?"
Hearing this, Li Er shook his head and sighed: "I have just said it, and I also have difficulties in this matter."
Du He showed contemptuous eyes, and said: "Your Majesty, you are fooling a kid, you are a majestic emperor, a famous emperor through the ages, this small matter can still trouble you, anyway, I don't care, if you If you don’t give me a clear answer, I’m afraid I won’t be able to recover my memory for a while, what kind of hot ball is this, I can’t remember it at all..."
Li Er: "..."
Isn't this Chi Guoguo's rogue?
However, Li Er had no choice.
Li Eryi flicked his sleeves: "Okay, okay, tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Du He laughed and said: "Your Majesty, there is no evidence for verbal orders, let's prove it with words."
"You... It's hard for me to talk about this matter. You actually asked me to write it down for you? The Dragon Boat Festival is possible. If it gets out, what is my prestige?" Li Er hurriedly refused.
It is not a glorious thing to exchange one's own daughter, but Du He wants to write it down by himself?There are no doors.
Du He comforted: "Your Majesty, we can write more cryptically, instead of being so straightforward, um, let's write it like this, just say that Your Majesty loves me very much and appreciates my talent very much. I have made great contributions, and in the future I can be granted the title of the Duke of our country, and Princess Runan and Princess Changle have loved me for a long time, if I can successfully become the Duke of the country, I will marry the two princesses to me, how about it?"
Li Er blew his beard and stared and said: "You brat, you know about this matter, I know, you must not let a third person know, otherwise, I will not spare you. However, I not only want the hot air balloon, but also you The method of flooding, and the thing that explodes in the air... there are three things in total."
"No problem!" Du He agreed very simply.
Afterwards, Du He drew up a contract, signed his name, pressed his fingerprints, and finally stamped Li Er's big seal.
After the contract was concluded, Li Er couldn't wait to urge: "Now, you can tell me how to make the hot air balloon."
Du He carefully folded the contract and put it away, turned around and said, "Your Majesty, before I speak, please find a place to sit down."
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