Datang broom star

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Jia Pingan picked up the porcelain bottle and said, "I first burn it with alcohol, and a negative pressure is formed inside. The negative pressure is different from the outside air pressure. At this time, as long as you put the egg on the mouth of the bottle, the negative pressure will naturally suck the egg in..."

He tested it again, this time with a few eggs.

Bah bah bah... bang!

The egg sucked so fast that it broke the bottom of the porcelain bottle.

A group of people were stunned.

"That's just part of it."

Jia Pingan took out the red-hot iron sheath and put it on the ground, then used an iron rod to cover it...

"Go in!"

"It went in easily."

Jia Ping went in with an iron rod and picked up the iron sheath.

Everyone couldn't help exclaiming.

Jia Pingan looked at Yang Dingyuan, "Is this a trick?"

Yang Dingyuan sneered, "Of course."

"As long as you don't understand anything, you will call it a trick. Now you say it is a trick, and you will call it a crooked way in the future..."

"Pretend to understand if you don't understand!" Jia Ping'an felt that he was really inferior to reasoning with such people.

"Zhuzi is rude!" Xiao Li's grizzled hair and beard said, "Can such trivial things be learned?"

Ha ha!

Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing, "Then what do you think can be knowledge? Knowledge is what teaches people how to behave, and everything else is stinky shit?

I just want to ask, if you have learned how to be a human being for many years, will it be beneficial to your family and country?

Who is fighting for the country?Who is farming for the country, who is building weapons for the country... What can you do? "

Xiao Lilang said in a loud voice: "We can teach people all over the world. What is a human being? You have to learn from knowledge, and you are a human being when you know the truth. Otherwise, how different is it from a beast?"

Jia Pingan couldn't help laughing, "It's a simple matter that has to be made so much fanfare. What is the knowledge of being a human being? Everyone has to think about this, who wants to figure out how to fight and how to farm... How complicated is life? Just tell the world the truth , but it is necessary to make these principles extremely complicated, making people look at the clouds and mist...

So you feel that you have become a god, overlooking all living beings... others will be deceived by you, but in the eyes of Jia, the so-called Confucianism is nothing more than a knowledge, and it must be infinitely elevated, why? "

The whole people learn Confucianism, what do they learn?

Follow-up Confucianism has no way to advance, because there are only so many words from the sages, and there is only one meaning... A group of people textual research, analysis, and add their own understanding... Haoshou poor scriptures, and then one day they found that they had hit a wall, and the front was empty. There is no way.

But they will keep pace with the times!

So the philosophizing of Confucianism began...

Everyone is a philosopher, and everyone is bound in that circle by the Confucianism: monarch and minister!

Looking at the entire Central Plains, all scholars are philosophers, how spectacular is it?

He looked at Xiao Li and said, "This is just a trick for you to raise yourself!"

Damn!

It's just a science, but it has become the national culture of a country.Then it is constantly updated... Every generation has scholars to ponder and update. One sentence can give you a whole book, no, a book can't study this sentence...

If the sages knew it, they would probably be stupefied: It’s just that old man’s words, is it worth it for you descendants to be so crazy?

This is learning?

Chicken!

Jia Pingan said coldly: "This is not learning, this is showing off!"

Blasted!

Yang Dingyuan pointed at Jia Pingan, ecstatic in his heart, "How dare you blaspheme Confucianism!"

Xiao Li was so angry that he trembled all over, "You...you are not a son of man, you should be... annihilated."

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Chapter 597 My Family Has a Young Child

Someone from the teaching assistant outside shouted: "Kill him!"

Jia Pingan pressed the handle of the knife, outside, Bao Dong and others were approaching.

The man shouted: "Go!"

But no one stepped forward.

A bunch of cowards!

Jia Pingan picked up the iron rod and hit the iron sleeve with a hammer, but it didn't move.

"The iron sleeve will shrink after cooling, so the iron rod is tied to death. This is thermal expansion and cold contraction, but all blacksmiths know about it. But they don't know the principle. Physics is to analyze and study these principles."

"Marquis Wuyang, why is this?"

A student asked.

This joke is good.

Jia Pingan said: "The new science believes that every substance is composed of things that are too small to be seen by the naked eye. When we look at the flies, we feel uncomfortable, but when we catch the flies and take a closer look, we will find the flies. There are many tiny things in the human body... But what if there is something that can be seen more closely? The biggest mistake of human beings is to think that their eyes can see the most subtle things in the world."

"Those tiny things make up the iron, and countless irons are made into an iron sheath. When the iron sheath is heated, those tiny things inside move, and the more they move, the bigger they become... Finally, the iron rod can pass through it easily."

"This is not some illusory principle of life, but something that is very beneficial to the national economy and the people's livelihood." Jia Pingan said: "Just think about it, what if you use iron rods and iron sleeves to make the axles and sleeves of carts?"

A student said happily: "I thought about it. If it is like this, the iron sleeve and the iron rod will stick firmly after cooling down, so natural and stable."

"Wonderful!"

Jia Pingan looked sideways at the teaching assistants, "Who can talk to Jia?"

"Don't make any sense of being a human being." Jia Ping'an is really tired of these people. "What's the benefit to the country if you think about it all day long? Be a human being, your hair is gray and you are still thinking about how to be a human being, and you are still thinking about how to be a human being in the coffin." how to behave...

Ladies and gentlemen, wake up, this world is not peaceful, you are thinking about how to behave, Tubo, Turks, Goryeo...they are thinking about how to kill people!You wait to ponder the truth of being a human being for the rest of your life, who is protecting you? "