Daqin: Bear children tell stories, emperors beg to shut up

Once traveling to the mainland of Kyushu, Ying Chang'an accidentally became the nineteenth prince of the Great Qin Empire, and obtained the storyteller system.Adhering to the idea that a dead fellow Taoist will never die a poor fellow, Ying Chang'an completely let himself go.Ying Chang'an: "It is said that there is a man who is like a shooting star. He captured two kings in one battle, launched the Xuanwumen Incident, killed his brother and forced his father, and ascended to the throne of God."Li Shimin: "Who's brat, how can he talk nonsense?"Ying Chang'an: "It is said that there is another person, who is a vassal king, but his heart is attached to the throne. He waits for his father to ascend to heaven, and kills his nephew Yunwen with his hands."Zhu Di: "Father, my son was wronged, that brat from Daqin is talking nonsense."Ying Chang'an: "It is said that there is a female emperor who raises three thousand face heads."Wu Zetian: "Win Chang'an, I will take your skin off!"Facing the common accusations from several dynasties in Kyushu, Qin Emperor Yingzheng said helplessly: "Son, you said it very well, don't say it again next time."...